When I was born I had the choice of either being a really good shag or have a superb memory so I......... Aww fuck I forgot what I was going 2 say!!!!!

 More Stuff Bout Me Ye Prob Don't Wanna Know....

Condensed Version: -
I am a PA = Professional Alkie/Piss Artist,
Makes Me Happy : My Daughter being Happy & Doing WTF shes Told / Vodka  
Makes Me Sad : My Daughter being Sad/Upset & Not Doing WTF shes told / No Vodka !!!, Bad Habits : Loads if yer lucky I might show u,
Interests : Music, Dancing, Vodka, Vodka, Vodka Music Dancing
Statistics... Hair : Brown Tho ink the noo Eyes : Hazel
My Philosophy: I Drink like a fish and $%&* like a rabbit well lets face it ppl we're no here for a long time we're here fir a good time. Live life for today cos tomorrow you might get hit by an oil tanker!!

Shawshank Redemption, Godfather 1 & 2, As Good as it Gets, The Illusionist, The Lost Boys, Roadhouse, Billy Madison, Starship Troopers, I am Sam, Black Hawk Down, American History X, Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, Blades of Glory, Anger Management, Die Hard Films

Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, The Hulk.... lol

My mum is my hero, god knows I woulda been locked up by now if I had been my mother lol cos I wida killed me by now .... sorry mum lol