When I was born I had the choice of either being a really good shag or have a superb memory so I......... Aww fuck I forgot what I was going 2 say!!!!!

 More Stuff Bout Me Ye Prob Don't Wanna Know....

Condensed Version: -
I am a PA = Professional Alkie/Piss Artist,
Makes Me Happy : My Daughter being Happy & Doing WTF shes Told / Vodka  
Makes Me Sad : My Daughter being Sad/Upset & Not Doing WTF shes told / No Vodka !!!, Bad Habits : Loads if yer lucky I might show u,
Interests : Music, Dancing, Vodka, Vodka, Vodka Music Dancing
Statistics... Hair : Brown Tho ink the noo Eyes : Hazel
My Philosophy: I Drink like a fish and $%&* like a rabbit well lets face it ppl we're no here for a long time we're here fir a good time. Live life for today cos tomorrow you might get hit by an oil tanker!!